Talk:The King/@comment-31282252-20200213001714

[Loyal Servant]: Your Majesty! Your Majesty! [King]: What happens, Servant? [Loyal Servant]: Your majesty, a horde of Goblins has already destroyed 5 villages, killing, kidnapping and raping at least 600 people. Many have lost their families and their loved ones. How should we respond? [King]: Well, as my grandfather once said: "There are always 1000 more villagers left, right?" [Loyal Servant]: Excuse me, what? [King]: My grandpa's kind of a dick.